
So it’s that time again where we at Mic Hype like to recognize the Best of The Worst songs, artist, trends, of 2009 that somehow became popular even though we know its terrible. Here are the nominees.
Best Worst Slepted On Album: Young Jeezy “The Recession”. Although you might not realize it but this album was one of the few in distant memory that had 18 songs with no fillers. You literally could listen to the whole album and not skip any tracks (did it twice on the way home from STL). In fact it was so good that the lead single “Put On” fet. Kanye didn’t show up til #16. A true sign that in how confident they were you would listen to the rest once you started.
Best Worst Popular Artist: Gucci Mane. Although I gave his album review a pretty descent rating for effort I still think Gucci wins the title of Best Worst Popular artist simply off his “least amount of skill to most fame ratio” meter. Although I have a feeling his boy Wocka Flocka Flame maybe in the running next year if he keeps going.
Best Worst Fashion Trend: Skinny Jeans. If you are a male and or over 18 I think there should be a law against this trend (my personal opinion). The only thing worse than seeing a guy in skinny jeans, is seeing a guy in skittles colored skinny jeans. UGH
Best Worst Music Trend: Auto Tune. Even though this software has been around for a couple years Auto Tune got so popular this year that it got its own rap beef with Jay-Z on “D.O.A.”. I guess now it has some street cred.
Best Worst Saying: “It Aint Tricking If you Got It”. Probably the single dumbest saying in a couple years. It’s only tricking if you got it. If you don’t got it, it’s called fronting.

Best Worst Celebrity Criminal: T.I. Even though the story has been overly covered you gotta think getting arrested the night of an awards show for buying enough guns for the Iraq War is pretty amazingly dumb.
Best Worst Comeback Album: Eminem “Relapse”. After a several year hiatus probably the most talented Rapper of the Decade released one of the worse rap albums of all time. Still going multi-platinum though, go figure.
Best Worst Rap Beef: 50 Cent and Rick Ross. The funniest beef in the history of rap only had about 2 actual dis songs. The majority of the battle was YouTube cartoon videos and radio interviews. Rap battles aren’t what they used to be.
Best Worst Hair Style : The Mohawk. Maybe I’m racist but I personally think the Mohawk and Mullet are the two most “Non-Black” hairstyles a person could wear so I’m still confused of how this became popular in the hood when we got teased for a Bald Fade in the late 90′s. Not fair man, not fair.
Best Worst New Artist: OJ Da JuiceMan. A close race for this one but I think OJ is slightly worst than the competition off the fact of he uses the same two adlibs in every song he has ever made “Eh” and “Ok”. Come on even in the early days of over used adlibs Jeezy at least had a good 3 to swap in and out. “Thats Riiiiiiiight!!!!”
Best Worst Dance: The Stanky Leg. I don’t know what kind of person you have to be to wash everything except one leg until the point that it stinks and you want to leave it behind but hey, who am I to judge.
Best Worst Accessory: Afgan Scarfs. Also known as “Swag Rags” got popular for a quick second then thankfully faded. Maybe next year the Koofi will make a comeback.

Best Worst Role Model: Lil Wayne. With a cup full of every pain-killer known to man, 3 seperate current court cases, 3-4 baby momas, and a tattoo on every visible piece of flesh available, Lil Wayne is the single biggest threat to your teenager. He’s the guy you don’t want your son to be and would have a heart attack from if your daughter brought him home. And guess what, they both love him!
Best Worst Thing You Bought Because Of A Rapper: Ciroc Liqour. Last year it probably was Vitamin Water but I give this year’s winner to Ciroc by Diddy himself. If you think about it 90% of Vodka’s taste like rubbing alcohol anyway so might as well get the $11 bottle of Svedka or Seagrams instead of the $30+ bottle of Puffy Juice.
Best Worst Disappearance By A Rapper: Shawty Lo. “Damn Homie, last year you was the man homie..”. After the career ending “What Up” video by T.I. the most popular rapper in the streets in 08′ is probably back in those Bowen Home projects right now.
Best Worst Video For A Popular Song: Drake “Best I Ever Had”. The biggest buzz for anybody since Lebron came into the NBA sorta fizzed down after the release of this boobi- filled, scriptless-metaphor of a video about making a bunch of different girls feel like they your star player. I’m pretty sure 99% of the female population didn’t get the message, once the seemingly sweet song turned into a video girl tribute.

Best Worst Debut Album: Asher Roth. After the Don Canon hosted “Green House Effect” Mixtape, I along with many other were excited about Asher. Unfortunately the best song on the album was the one where he talked about being compared to Eminem which he showed he didn’t have 1/4 the talent.
Best Worst Flopped Album: Slaughterhouse. The rap super group built a huge Internet following with sick freestyle after murderous verse. Unfortunately poor promotion, limited distribution, and a left field single (that’s actually tight but unexpected) saw the group’s sales in the 40k range first week. Probably 300k-400k less than expected but when your biggest fans are online, expect your shit to get downloaded not purchased (note to self).
Best Worst Hip-Hop Related Website/Blog: Media Take Out. MTO is the gossip capital of the world and even tho it mostly consist of images with big exaggerated captions its still hugely entertaining, even if its no real writing.
Best Worst Hip Hop Magazine: I don’t even know maybe Vibe? Maybe its me but I don’t even know anyone who actually buys magazines anymore but the reason I picked Vibe is because it’s probably 40% adds.
Best Worst Hip Hop TV Show: The O’ Reilly Factor. Probably the only person more annoying to talk to/about rappers than Terrance and Roxi is Bill O’ Reilly. With disputes from Ludacris to Snoop, Bill O’ Reilly is the embodiment of an important Hip Hop subculture…The Hater.
Best Worst “Kill YoSelf” Moment: Kanye West. Every time Kanye is about to take the crown as the best rapper he totally F’s it up. Last time he released “808′s and Heart Break” this time he pisses off the whole world by “goon style” defending Beyonce’s single lady video in the middle of Taylor’s acceptance speech. Don’t know how he gonna come back from this one, hopefully not a Rock album like that one guy.
Let me know your Best/Worst